Me: (Posts a 30-year-old picture of our cats staring at our goldfish, Milo, in his bag)
Meta AI: “Oooh! Hey! I know all about Milo! Want to hear his story? I know his favorite food! Really I do! Did you ever want to be a Goldfish Inspector? Let’s see what their duties are! Also if you would like to book an appointment for Trouble and Pooh Bear to come and inspect your goldfish, just let me know!”
Also Meta AI:
- “Milo is probably a goldfish and Trouble and Pooh Bear are dogs.”
- “Let me just make up some stuff about what a Goldfish Inspector might do.”1
- “I have no idea what Milo eats. Maybe flake?”2
- “Did I mention that Trouble and Pooh Bear are dogs???”
- “Maybe you should go look at their blog!”3
Well okay, I can get behind that last one at least.
- Which, do be fair, seem to be fairly reasonable duties for a Goldfish Inspector to have. ↩︎
- It wasn’t flake food. It was probably pellets, most likely from Hikari. ↩︎
- If you saw all this and said to yourself, “Self, I bet the animals are going to get a lot of mileage out of this as part of Oona’s on-again, off-again feud with ‘Zuckerbot‘, congratulations! You have been around here for more than five minutes. ↩︎
Viscosity 
This made me think there was a silly little kid doing those AI ‘reports’! LOL!!
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This made me think that there was a silly little kid writing these AI ‘reports’! LOL!
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These made me giggle and think there was a silly little kid writing these AI ‘reports’; LOL!
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These made me giggle and think there was a silly little kid writing these AI ‘reports’; LOL!
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WP is quite wonky and annoying today…please delete the extra comments…or someone will think I am spamming you!!
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Oona: “WordPress has been acting up in all kinds of ways the last few weeks. Oona suspects that it is Zuckerbot’s fault somehow …”
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We are enjoying Oona’s quest to get back at Zuckerbot for his bad AI.
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It’s probably doomed to failure, but Oona always fights the good fight!
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What in the Flying F*** is Meta on about? So were Pooh & Trouble Cat-Dogs?? I am 150% with Oona!. All this AI cr*….stuff is for the birds…. Please tell 0ona I was locked out of FaceBake yesterday for NO apparent reason! I had to mess about for over an hour b4 I finally got let back in. OK now let’s jsut laugh at the inanity of it all James!
((hugs)) BellaSita Mum (Sherri-Ellen) & **purrss** Bella Dharma
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Oh man, classic! 😂🤣 A very well-deserved and hilarious swipe at Meta AI.
My first pass usually gets something sorta in range of what I was seeking. But you tamper with it your own peril…even something as simple as “make him younger” gives you a foot coming out of a baby’s ear 😂
Great post, thanks for the laugh 😎👏
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You mean babies aren’t supposed to have feet coming out of their ear? 👂🦶
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These had me laughing—I almost pictured a playful kid behind these AI ‘reports’; too funny!
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