It’s been quite a while since I reached into the huge stack of ancient school reports, assignments, “artwork”, etc., that I received from my parents a few years ago when they were cleaning out some rooms in the house, so I thought I would do so now. This time I pulled out a report card “progress report” from thirty-five years ago.
From the “Doesn’t This Happen To Everyone?” Department:
From the “I’m Chevy Chase And You’re Not” Department:
So this week I reached into my pile of ancient elementary school paperwork and pulled out this one:
I’m not sure if this checklist considers “Tells On Other Children” to be a good thing or a bad thing. And “Participates Freely in Singing”? I find that hard to believe!
This week, we have a lovely piece of artwork from the archives:
I’m going to file this one under “sentences that you are unlikely to see on contemporary elementary school writing assignments”. I’m sure you can guess which sentence I mean.
