Category: Dogs

It’s 2000 and apparently there’s something fascinating offscreen.

~ James Viscosi ~ 17 Comments

It’s 1999 and Pooh Bear would like to know what exactly that ‘dog’ thing is and how long it’s going to stay.

~ James Viscosi ~ 8 Comments

The answer was “not long enough”, and also “about 15 years”, in case anyone was wondering.

It’s 1995 and shhhh, ‘X-Files’ is on.

~ James Viscosi ~ 17 Comments

I hope The Smoking Man’s in this one.

It’s 2001 and somebody has a new friend.

~ James Viscosi ~ 6 Comments

It’s 1999 and Tucker would very much like to be let into the vegetable patch pretty please with sugar on top.

~ James Viscosi ~ 7 Comments

It’s 1999 and I’m teaching Tucker how to unwrap Christmas presents.

~ James Viscosi ~ 15 Comments

It’s 1998 and some muppets are getting a belly rub.

~ James Viscosi ~ 2 Comments

It’s 1997 and somebody is wearing my shirt.

~ James Viscosi ~ 14 Comments
Hint: It’s not the dog.

It’s 1999 and Tucker would like you to state your business before he will let you talk to his mom.

~ James Viscosi ~ 9 Comments

Meta AI, Making Sure To Focus On The Important Things

~ James Viscosi ~ 13 Comments

Me: (Posts a 30-year-old picture of our cats staring at our goldfish, Milo, in his bag)
Meta AI: “Oooh! Hey! I know all about Milo! Want to hear his story? I know his favorite food! Really I do! Did you ever want to be a Goldfish Inspector? Let’s see what their duties are! Also if you would like to book an appointment for Trouble and Pooh Bear to come and inspect your goldfish, just let me know!”

Also Meta AI:

  • “Milo is probably a goldfish and Trouble and Pooh Bear are dogs.”
  • “Let me just make up some stuff about what a Goldfish Inspector might do.”1
  • “I have no idea what Milo eats. Maybe flake?”2
  • “Did I mention that Trouble and Pooh Bear are dogs???”
  • “Maybe you should go look at their blog!”3

Well okay, I can get behind that last one at least.

  1. Which, do be fair, seem to be fairly reasonable duties for a Goldfish Inspector to have. ↩︎
  2. It wasn’t flake food. It was probably pellets, most likely from Hikari. ↩︎
  3. If you saw all this and said to yourself, “Self, I bet the animals are going to get a lot of mileage out of this as part of Oona’s on-again, off-again feud with ‘Zuckerbot‘, congratulations! You have been around here for more than five minutes. ↩︎