Spelling Bee: “What’s a chilblain?”1
Continue reading “In all fairness to Spelling Bee, when I had these a few years ago, my regular doctor didn’t know what they were either.”It’s 2001 and I find pretty things to take pictures of on Balboa Island. Even if they don’t really want me to.
It’s 1991 and my career as a milliner is over before it begins.
I think you need to get out more, Spelling Bee.

It’s the entire 1980s and am I a boy who likes to sit with dogs while reading, or a boy who likes to read while sitting with dogs?
It’s 1985 and this girl I haven’t met yet is going to be scandalized when we watch “Beastmaster” in 10 or 15 years, because “ferrets don’t squeak, they go ooka-ooka-ooka!”
Teaser Tuesday: “Burnt Worlds”
So this week I was reading Burnt Worlds, a science fiction novel by S.J. Madill, in which the spaceship Borealis tests out a new hyperspace jump drive by leaping 35,000 light years away from home, whereupon said jump drive promptly explodes, leaving the ship facing a multi-year journey to get back. Of course, they only packed enough supplies for a day trip. Whoops.
Continue reading “Teaser Tuesday: “Burnt Worlds””Not A Review Of “Captain America: Brave New World”
So last week, which ended with one of the let’s call it boomier of US holidays, we indulged in our annual tradition of finding something noisy to watch so that Lulu (and, to a much lesser extent, Bean) wouldn’t notice and/or be disturbed by all the popping and whooshing and whizzing and banging going on outside. This year, the selection was Captain American: Brave New World, AKA the one with the Red Hulk1:
Continue reading “Not A Review Of “Captain America: Brave New World””It’s 1996 and I Can Probably Escape While the Zombie Ducks and Geese Are Finishing Off That Girl Over There
For context, I’ve been scanning old prints and negatives (a project I’ve been meaning to do for years, and was finally motivated to start for due to family reasons), and sometimes I find ones that lend themselves to captions. Usually these involve my wife, who you may remember from such “Not a Review” posts as “Not a Review of Game of Thrones” and “Not a Review of Battlestar Galactica”. I have been posting these on Facebook from time to time but it finally occurred to me that I could also post them here. After all, this is supposed to be a blog about words, right? And a picture is worth a thousand words? So all I need is forty or fifty pictures and bam! I’ve got a novella.
BTW, don’t worry about her. It turned out the zombie ducks and geese were vegetarians.
So, Spelling Bee, I See You Too Watched “Six Feet Under”
I was fully prepared for Spelling Bee to reject the word “Ecotone“1. Imagine my consternation when it was accepted and (almost) ruined my scheme to get a quick-n-dirty post out of it.
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