Tag: old pictures

It’s 1995 and I think this wood nymph wants me to follow her into the forest, should I do it?

~ James Viscosi ~ 11 Comments
Definitely.

It’s 1998 and the new telephoto doubler I got for my phone lets me surreptitiously take photos of my wife sitting on a rock … uh-oh, busted.

~ James Viscosi ~ 10 Comments

It’s 1997 and somebody is wearing my shirt.

~ James Viscosi ~ 14 Comments
Hint: It’s not the dog.

It’s 1999 and Tucker would like you to state your business before he will let you talk to his mom.

~ James Viscosi ~ 9 Comments

It’s 1990 and I’m trying to impress this girl with my golf skills.

~ James Viscosi ~ 11 Comments

It’s 1995 and I just caught this girl who fell out of the sky.

~ James Viscosi ~ 22 Comments

It’s 2001 and I find pretty things to take pictures of on Balboa Island. Even if they don’t really want me to.

~ James Viscosi ~ 2 Comments
“Hurry up and take the picture already.”

It’s 1991 and my career as a milliner is over before it begins.

~ James Viscosi ~ 9 Comments

It’s the entire 1980s and am I a boy who likes to sit with dogs while reading, or a boy who likes to read while sitting with dogs?

~ James Viscosi ~ 10 Comments

… Yes.

Things haven’t changed all that much since then, either, other than what form the books take. Oh, and now there are cats involved, too.

It’s 1985 and this girl I haven’t met yet is going to be scandalized when we watch “Beastmaster” in 10 or 15 years, because “ferrets don’t squeak, they go ooka-ooka-ooka!”

~ James Viscosi ~ 7 Comments
A Girl and Her Ferret
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