Category: scans

It’s 2005 and you can dance at the zoo at night wearing a giant hat if you want to.

~ James Viscosi ~ 7 Comments
… you can leave your friends behind …

Note: I still have that hat. And that shirt. And that girl.

It’s 1995 and this girl is taking a picture of me taking a picture of her taking a picture of me.

~ James Viscosi ~ 4 Comments

It’s 1993 and fortunately there aren’t any clever girls hiding among the ferns.

~ James Viscosi ~ 7 Comments

Or maybe they’re busy elsewhere I guess.

It’s 1995 and shhhh, ‘X-Files’ is on.

~ James Viscosi ~ 17 Comments

I hope The Smoking Man’s in this one.

It’s 1993 and Batman is a long way from Gotham City.

~ James Viscosi ~ 20 Comments
Note: This was the chairlift to get to the top of a sadly-defunct alpine slide in central New York ― one of the few things my wife was actually willing to be suspended in mid-air for.

It’s 2000 and that joke wasn’t as funny as you think it was.

~ James Viscosi ~ 11 Comments

It’s 1999 and ooh what’s that interesting thing up there?

~ James Viscosi ~ 15 Comments

It’s 1995 and somebody’s going to pay for this.

~ James Viscosi ~ 7 Comments

It’s 1991 and are you ready to rock?

~ James Viscosi ~ 10 Comments

It’s 1995 and welcome! You’ve got mail!

~ James Viscosi ~ 14 Comments