It’s 1994 and everything computer-related is square, including the users.

It’s 1996 and is that my shirt? I think that’s my shirt.

Okay fine it looks better on you.

It’s 1999 and Pooh Bear would like to know what exactly that ‘dog’ thing is and how long it’s going to stay.

The answer was “not long enough”, and also “about 15 years”, in case anyone was wondering.

It’s 1991 and boy that kid had a lot of hair.