Don’t get excited. It’s just a loaner while my real car (which costs less than a third as much as this one) is in the shop. Oh, and also, don’t forget to vote for the next scene of the month!
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Viscosity 
I want to go to your shop. My mechanic loans a 1995 Geo Metro.
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A loaner is supposed to help make you glad when your car is fixed, not depressed.
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I always get the new edition of my van when I get a loaner: it’s like living the dream.
I have a very small dream, I guess.
I’m always amazed they let the foreigner drive away in such a fabulous amazing machine.
I have very small amazements, I guess.
That thing could turn into a robot in a movie possibly!
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Transformers, Volvos in disguiiiiiise
You wouldn’t want to get your hair jammed between the folding bits when the roof was coming back on. So is that all it does??? My car actually drives places….
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It’s an expensive car. I’m afraid to take it out of the driveway.
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