Spoiler Alert: It Isn’t.

Hodor?

Hodor hodor hodor hodor*. Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor.
Hodor hodor.

Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor!

Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor.
Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor. Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor?

Hodor hodor.

Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor.
Hodor hodor hodor. Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor. Hodor?
Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor.

Hodor hodor. Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor.
Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor.
Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor!

Hodor hodor hodor? Hodor hodor.

*For all you non-former-Game-of-Thrones-watchers out there:

Lies, Damn Lies, and ChatGPT: The Chattening

So a while back, I had done a series of posts in which I had asked ChatGPT about a certain vizsla dog whose blog was much more famous than this one, and its responses ranged from semi-accurate to outright fabrication. In the intervening years I have been using ChatGPT off and on to amuse myself with important questions like “If all the most iconic Kurt Russell characters were dropped into the film Aliens, in what order would they get killed or cocooned and which would be the last one left to defeat the aliens at the end?”*, because it’s fun to see what it comes up with; but recently, the animals’ large friends over at the Leonberger Life blog posted the results of asking ChatGPT about their Leonberger Bronco, and the results were interesting; so I thought I would give ChatGPT another chance to lie about Dennis. To wit:

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Wordle: Judgy? Or Just Envious?

Isn’t this the second time you’ve told me something like this, Wordlebot*?

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Spamcommentology: Well, Bokep, This Is Rather Awkward

Post Title: That Crazy Bokep, Always Oversharing in the Spam Folder

Bokep Bots: “Ooh, we have got to leave lots comments on this one!”

Oh Sure, But A “Kitchenette” Is A Thing

Note: I know about oubliettes. Those are different.

The Sunshine Blogger Award

Check it out, I got a blog award! Me! Not the animals, for once! It’s the Sunshine Blogger award, and I was given it by Thomas Wikman of Leonberger Life and Superfactful:

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The Early Years: The Slayers, Part 2 ― Menta As Anything

So here we are this week with the second and final post involving Thunderbolt and his sidekicks, as we present the final four members of the Slayers. These are the nominally more important ones, insofar as when the team got adapted for the Marvel Mania storyboard in college, they’re the four who didn’t get killed off pretty quickly; in fact, one of them eventually switched sides and joined the good guys. Read on to find out who!

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The Early Years: The Slayers, Part 1 ― Mmm, Fruit Chews

So as previously threatened promised, this week, I reached into the pile of old papers from my younger days and pulled out the Villains & Vigilantes character sheets for The Slayers. There are a lot of them (seven in all), so I decided to split them across two weeks*, starting this week with Starburst** (a flying energy projector and the leader of the group at first), Throttle (the speedster), and Monstrus (the brick).

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The Early Years: You’ll Be Hearing From Magneto’s Attorneys

So this week I decided to dip into my big pile of old papers that aren’t rejection letters, and as it happens, I’m still in the section that’s full of old Villains & Vigilantes NPC character sheets, and there at the top was a fellow will be familiar to anyone who used to participate in those games I ran, or who was writing on “Marvel Mania” at college back in the day: Magneto! Thunderbolt!

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