It’s 1992 and you might as well get used to having your picture taken all the time.

It’s 1999 and I’m teaching Tucker how to unwrap Christmas presents.

It’s 1995 and I am being SUPER helpful with washing the car.

It’s 2001 and yes I would like a piece of cotton candy.

It’s 1998 and some muppets are getting a belly rub.

It’s 1995 and the cabin was like this when we got here, I swear.

It’s 1996 and just wait ’til they get a load of this deck full of counterspells.

It’s 2001 and we just discovered that February in Santa Monica is a lot different from February in New York.

It’s 1993 and you should probably wear a tight-fitting hat in there.

It’s 1994 and we have hostages.

The cats endured their captivity for 16 and 20 years, respectively.