The Twelve Steps of Discovering a Song is a Cover

1. While waiting for your wife to sit down so you can watch an episode of Shrinking, noodle around on YouTube and have it suggest “Breathless” by The Corrs. This is an entirely reasonable suggestion since you already like The Corrs (you have their greatest hits album, which incudes “Breathless”), so you play the video:

2. Have your wife wander in while the video is playing and tell her that you’re not sure why an Irish band is hanging around an old air strip in the California desert, but you’re just going with it. She will say something to the effect of she doesn’t hear their Irish accents while they’re singing (sometimes you can hear an accent when somebody sings, sometimes not) and will speculate on what they sound like when they talk.

3. Find an interview with the Corrs so your wife can hear them talking, and discover that even though they do have a little bit of an Irish lilt to their voices, it’s not nearly as pronounced as, say, a former Irish coworker’s:

4. In order to convince your wife that The Corrs are a legit Irish band, pull up a video of their playing the traditional Irish reel “Toss the Feathers“:

5. Now that you’ve clicked on several Corrs videos in quick succession, have YouTube show you one of them singing “Everybody’s Gotta Learn Sometime”, which as far as you know is a Dream Academy song*. You find it plausible that a member of The Corrs would cover a Dream Academy song, even though The Corrs have sold millions more records than The Dream Academy, because, hey, it’s The Dream Academy. You decide to give their version a listen:

6. Decide that much as you like the Corrs, this version of the song isn’t for you, and search for “Everybody’s Gotta Learn Sometime” on YouTube, expecting to find The Dream Academy. Instead, find a few dozen versions by other people, including Beck, whose version was used in the film Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind:

7. Say to yourself, “Self, what are the odds that Beck covered a Dream Academy song?”, and decide that the odds are approximately zero.

8. Go to Wikipedia to find out whose song it actually is, and discover that it’s by some band you never heard of called The Korgis.

9. Find the Korgis version and listen to it:

10. Say to your wife (who has long since lost interest in this entire investigation**), “Well, that version isn’t bad, but I like The Dream Academy’s version better. It has an oboe in it.”

11. So now you know that a song that for the past 40 years you thought was a Dream Academy original is, in fact, a cover, but that just goes to show you that what they say is true.

12. Everybody’s gotta learn sometime.

* Spoiler alert: It’s not.
** Not that she was very interested in the first place.

Keeping The World Safe, One Video Of A Kitten Drinking Water At A Time

So last week, the automated processes at Facebook did this:

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That Word: I Don’t Think It Was What You Think It Was

So on the Apple TV, there are many apps, one of which of course is the YouTube app. I don’t spend a lot of time watching stuff on YouTube, but when there are a few minutes to kill—say, for instance, I’m waiting for my wife to come and sit down so we can watch House’s minions jab giant needles into people’s spines—I will sometimes call up the YouTube app for a few minutes. Now, I know YouTube has a radicalization problem, whereby its algorithmic recommendation engine tends to push more and more extreme videos based on engagement, but my YouTube experience isn’t like that; for me, the recommendations consist mostly of funny animal videos, people talking about science fiction or fantasy books or shows, various Honest Trailers, a lawyer’s humorous reactions to various legal scenarios both real and fictional, and indie music stuff. Such as this:

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A Thick Yellow Spray

So the other week I was noodling around the YouTube app on the Apple TV and came across a video entitled “Why Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan Has the Best Space Battle Ever!“; and so of course I had to watch it*. You, too, can watch it here:

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We’re Making Good Words Go Bad

So as I’ve mentioned a number of times, we got in the habit years ago of watching television and movies with the subtitles turned on, because when Dennis the Vizsla got to be a Little Old Man Dog he would, on occasion, decide it was Time To Go To Bed, and when he decided that, he would stand in the living room loudly proclaiming it. (His brother Tucker, on the other hand, when he was a Little Old Man Dog, would just hie himself off to bed and burrow under the covers on his own. Tucker liked to take the initiative that way.)

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Carpet That Bad Boy

So a while ago I mentioned that we were watching Lodge 49, the short-lived comedy-drama set in, of all places, a Masonic*-type lodge up in Long Beach. The show only ran for two seasons**, so even at our snail’s-pace approach to bingeing TV shows, we already finished it. Towards the end, most of the regulars plus a few guest stars piled into a vehicle for a road trip to Mexico in search of a stolen set of ancient scrolls that putatively contained long-sought alchemical secrets. But while the characters were focused on obtaining the scrolls, my wife was focused on something else.

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Teaser Tuesday 9/30/2014: “The Coldest Girl In Coldtown”

So this week I was reading The Coldest Girl in Coldtown by Holly Black, in which vampirism has spiraled into a sort of pandemic due to one vampire’s decision to start infecting (but not killing) people right and left. Needless to say this quickly results in the near-breakdown of society, until the government herds both the vampires and infected humans into walled cities, known as Coldtowns, that are sort of like leper colonies, only with fangs. Oh, and YouTube feeds.

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