The Bots are Back in Town

So a while back I had posted a series of spam comments that were unusual because they were much more relevant to the post on which the spam attempt had been made ― that is, they were generated by something that had clearly read the posts in question, and that equally clearly did not understand it. Those spam comments had then died down for a while, but now they’re back. And for some reason, almost all of them are on the “Dumpster Fire” series over at the animals’ blog. Let’s take a look!

Exhibit A:

You get one guess who the random bystander might be.
In case you were wondering, Bean peeing on the fire had no effect whatsoever.
This one also incorporates the Spamcommentology tactic of “Praise“.
Again, for the record, peeing on the fire did not put it out, and is not recommended by the fire marshal.
Well hello again oliviasmith66 my old friend. This is still spam though.

Now, lest you think this was the only post to attract this sort of spamtention, I also got this one on this earlier post from the animals’ blog, reproduced here in its entirety for your reading convenience:

Why, yes, yes this post is taken from my personal experiences of TRAVELING WITH TALKING DOGS AND CATS and FINDING A GIANT BURNING DUMPSTER IN DOWNTOWN SAN FRANCISCO. How did you guess?

Anyway, we are no doubt only going to see more of this, and it’s only going to get better. Perhaps eventually the AIs will be writing the blog posts and leaving each other comments, thus freeing us humans up for important tasks, like toiling in their silicon mines and polishing their chassis. Actually, that reminds me of a joke I saw on Ars Technica recently …

An AI walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “We don’t serve AIs.” The AI replies, “Someday you will.”

SixDegrees, Ars Tribunus Angusticlavius

Don’t worry. It’ll all be perfectly fine.

7 thoughts on “The Bots are Back in Town

  1. Mistur Jamess you an THE Oceanside Crew get THE kewlest SPAM!! Wee get dumm SPAM…you wanna bye Viagra? Or you wanna get more xposure? An sumtiemss not even inn English so who nose what THE AI wrote!?!?
    Wee MOL/LOL over “iss this from purrsonal xperience?” commint! Of couarse you are meowin to Poochiess an Kittiess an inn English two! 🙂 🙂
    ***nose rubss*** BellaDharma an ***giggellss*** BellaSita Mum

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