2000 Called, It Wants Its “Your Site Doesn’t Work In Internet Explorer” Spam Back

After weeks if not months of things being fairly quiet on the spam front, it has recently exploded into activity again, with three pages of miles-long Walls! Of! Text! in Russian, meaningless “Oh yes I totally agree with your premise but not your conclusions” and “I’ve been surfing the net for hours and your site finally solved my problem” word-vomit on posts that contain neither premises nor conclusions nor solutions. And there’s this little chestnut; it reminds me of the halcyon days of yore when you had to include special code to make your website render in IE, the bastard red-haired stepchild of browsers that, like the members of Fleetwood Mac, insisted on going its own way:

Yes, Arderbor Elnot, I bet it does have some overlapping in Internet Explorer, the final version of which was taken out back and shot in 2022. So yeah I will definitely hop into my time machine and go back 20 years to fix that compatibility issue; or maybe I’ll go even farther back and address the problem at its root:

BRB, time traveling to 1995 to prevent Internet Explorer from ever being created.

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