hello dadas nice reederz all three of yoo sorry dada that was a cheep shot its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot??? dada has askd me to come and do a gest revyoo of the faymus dokyoomentry marley me and dupree wot we watchd this weekend and — wot??? oh dada sez the dokyoomentry wuz akchooaly calld marley and me sorry my bad ennyway dada shoor i wil lend yore silly blog sum of my star power ok heer goze!!!
marley and me is the storry of the socalld wurst dog in the wurld hoo is suppozd to be verry destruktiv and disobeedyent and wel ok i gess he is disobeedyent becuz he wont do off or down or leev it like me and tucker and trixie do but destruktiv??? this dog is a piker!!!! i meen it tayks him eleven hole days to destroy the fernitcher in the howse wile his mama and dada ar on vaykayshun in the mithical land of ireland!!! the floors in there howse ar not coverd inch deep in fluff like the floors in sum other howses i cud menshun!!! i didnt see a singel disembowld stuffie just wun stuffie wot had its eer chood off i meen come on marley just the eer???? ennybuddy can choo off an eer even mike tyson did that mutch!!! amatcher!!!!
ennyway their ar sum other seens besides marley destroying stuf like marley playing in the oshun wich i hav also dun eksept ware marley is the oshun seems to not hav enny wayvs in it lucky dog!!! also their is a guy wot borrows marley to pik up girls and their is a seen ware marley gits kikd owt of obeedyense class and a most horrifying seen ware marley is tayken to the vetnameez playse for noodels and their ar varyus seens of marley eeting fud of varyus sorts and oh yeah their is also sum filler mateeryal abowt luv and wurk and famly and having babeez and wotnot hay less peepul more marley pleez!!!
ok now dada sez i hav to tel how long it tuk mama to fall asleep watching this dokyoomentry ok so akchooally we watchd it in too parts and both times mama fel asleep in abowt twenty minnits wich i gess is probly becuz marley wuz not a vizsla dog but rather wuz a yello labrador retreever i am shoor that if he wer a vizsla dog she wood hav stayd awayk for the hole thing!!!
wel their yoo hav it my gest revyoo of the faymus dokyoomentry marley and me by dennis the vizsla dog thanks for reeding dada wil be bak nekst week with another boring story or ekserpt or pikcher wot he droo wen he wuz like six but in the meentime if yoo want to reed abowt a reely destruktiv dog come visit me at dennises diry of destrukshun!!! ok bye
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Hey Dennis I think you should be get with Tucker and be the next Siskel and Ebert, of whoever those two guys are that give thumbs up or down on movies. Oh, but since you don’t have any thumbs maybe you could do something else like wag your tail or bark or something.
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Marley Me and Dupree, lol! That’s what I thought when I saw Owen Wilson in this! I probably won’t ever see this movie. I get plenty of bonafide destruction here at home–and on Dennis’s blog for that matter. And I think Dennis is funnier and cuter than Owen Wilson. 😀
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Great review, Dennis. You nailed it when you said the people part of the story was filler.
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